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      <image:caption>To buy or not to buy? Should you put money into that car? Yeah, people make emotional decisions when it comes to cars. The emotional attachment is strong. There are quite a few people out there that believe they “made it” when they purchased a particular brand of car.   Let’s be honest, most people love cars. Some love them a bit too much. Movies, TV, Music, Social Media, perhaps your friends, that person you like, etc… They all convinced people that ‘the better the car, the more successful the person is’. Yeah, you need some unbiased advise. Or, maybe, you just need a new car and want a different opinion. Well, the one thing The Karens have is plenty of opinions.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Blight is a hard one here. How did the property get these scars?  A lot of things factor in but, blighted real estate can be infuriating or even saddening. Every area has ineffective rules or policies to address blight.   Most local politicians will say: “We have a long term plan to eradicate blight and clean up neighborhoods.”  —Not a great plan. “We have an army of volunteers.” —Well, we have a Hulk! And it’s a Karen.  Sometimes a letter is enough. Sometimes we go to court. Either way it’s fine.  The Karens are on it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Contractors, dear god. We have multiple Karens that have decades of experience working with and consulting on contractors. There are good contractors that you’ll cherish more then your closest friend. There are straight up conman contractors that ghost you out of thousands. Look, if you don’t have experience working with contractors, just get a Karen to consult. You will have a better experience with a Karen in your corner. Or, you can risk having one of those contractor stories instead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoever tells you that you can’t fight an appraisal, is a dead wrong. Not fighting an appraisal is like burning money. How hard did you work? How much have you sacrificed to get to this point in your life? Why would you stop fighting now? This is the point where someone will actually put a value on all of that, and you will just accept it? You need to fight! You need a Karen! A VP of a major bank unfortunately told a Karen, “Sure, you can fight an appraisal, but you will never have it throw out.” How do think that ended? We have over 20 years of experience fighting appraisals. We want 20 more. This your home! This is the future of your family!  Want to fight an appraisal? There is only on thing you need: The Karens</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Car service centers are where dealerships make their money. You are already behind the 8 ball because most people have limited car knowledge, and they use measurements and terms you really don’t understand. Then, you have to consider your safety, and that of your family, so what choice do you have? You don’t have time to do research. They strong arm you into making an uninformed, snap decision, or you might not get your car back today! Is there no one out there for you to talk to? There is now! Sure, there are good and trustworthy car repair shops. However, taking the time to talk to a Karen even for piece of mind is well worth it. The cost of making an informed decision about car repairs is always worth it. The Karens have years of experience in combating car service repair shops. The Karens will have your back and get you the proper information so you can make a well informed decision.</image:caption>
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